hilker:

“We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.
Screw die-cutting.  Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS.
Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse.  Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.
Also: TWEETMEAT.  Tweet your friends… IN MEATSPACE.”
MEAT CARDS: Business Cards Made From MEAT AND LASERS
[h/t jeff]

Oh, yes.  Meat and lasers FTW.

hilker:

“We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.

Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS.

Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.

Also: TWEETMEAT. Tweet your friends… IN MEATSPACE.”

MEAT CARDS: Business Cards Made From MEAT AND LASERS

[h/t jeff]

Oh, yes.  Meat and lasers FTW.

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    This is where my marketing student side comes out… this would really make you stand out to someone! Odd but clever...
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    hilker: “We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER. Screw...
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    Can I get the chocolate...news, I should not be allowed to go on
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    Oh, yes. Meat and lasers FTW.
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    And I stumbled across this little gem right when I’m entering the job market. Sweet.
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    = BUSINESS CARDS
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    “We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.
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    BEST. IDEA. EVER.
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    Wow, I love this
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